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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (7062)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27655) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (10647)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

#18869221
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25518) - you deserved it (3612)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (3605)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

#18868829
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (2815)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

#18868829
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (2815)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (8584)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

#18862954
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10602) - you deserved it (42029)

On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

#18860148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (2125)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23903) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (4766)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (46294)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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