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Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37824) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5639) - you deserved it (66223)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (4591)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

#19376028
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15206) - you deserved it (12115)

On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

#19376028
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15206) - you deserved it (12115)

On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

#19375581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15726) - you deserved it (4178)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7568) - you deserved it (17355)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

#19375039
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22225) - you deserved it (2615)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (3030)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21193) - you deserved it (1912)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML

#19372979
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (1823)

On 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by rusrs - United Kingdom



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