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Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (4886)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (34814)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my fiancée showd me her wedding plans. It will be themd on one of her video games , the best man will be dressd as an alien warlord , and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessd by the ( Goddess Kalahra ). Apparently , I have no say in this. FML

#20021119
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (5448)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

2day it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needd to return something an told me to go get it. While I was looking for it a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happend in mah front lawn. FML

#20020707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (1543)

On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Dad Got So Drunk That He Had An Intense Argument With The Microwave, Resulting In Him Threatening To Ground Me After I Tried To Calm Him Down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you deserved it (1542)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, cuz my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

#20020512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19777) - you deserved it (1381)

On 08/14/2012 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out mah window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over mah porch. FML

#20020463
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24452) - you deserved it (2012)

On 08/14/2012 at 11:02am - love - by WELLFUCKYOUTOO (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

#20020311
161 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, ma boyfriend an I broke up. He now argues tat e sould keep te dog. We only datd for tree monts, an I've ad te dog since I was ten. FML

#20020225
131 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML

#20019380
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21730) - you deserved it (4012)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was ma wedding day. Midway troug te ceremony, ma grandma,o's tried to ruin every relationsip to date, stood up and souted tat "it ain't rigt", "you're too good fir er", and claimed ma fiancée as been ceating on me, before se was finally ejected from te building. fat FML

#20019125
122 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, yet again, I had to dye hair brown in advance of the new school year, because school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if thier natural. FML

#20018767
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (1974)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, mah mother screamed at mah boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work fir kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, looool the condom slipped off, cuz mah boyfriend refuse to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms !! mega FML

#20018436
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36940) - you deserved it (5028)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, the air bag system in mah car somehow malfunctiond, and the air bag inflatd while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light . I endd up with a badly bruisd face because the air bag had already deflatd by then . FML

#20018268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24622) - you deserved it (1470)

On 08/13/2012 at 4:06am - health - by stupid_airbag (man) - Australia



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