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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47185) - you deserved it (5189)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23213) - you deserved it (2569)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21849) - you deserved it (1620)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (36687)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

#19474483
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26284) - you deserved it (3329)

On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24092) - you deserved it (2310)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37692) - you deserved it (2740)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (1727)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (1727)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7846) - you deserved it (28382)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31777) - you deserved it (12261)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31777) - you deserved it (12261)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (41377)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (41377)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

#19469984
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (5332)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States



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