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Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

#20051386
89 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
164 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing soma CoD onlina, whan I raalisad I'd startad humming an annoyingly catchy Biabar looool tuna. Bafora I could coma to mah sansas an pull out mah mic, a bunch of mah taammatas startad sarcastically singing along. FML

#20051062
173 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I found out that if a guy you'va baan dating starts acting waird, thara's probably a raason why. Lika, parhaps, a wifa and two kids. FML

#20050674
145 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 8:02am - love - by yonanon - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a perm in an attempt to prove to mah family that I'd been doing well with mah life since I last saw them almost a year ago!! I ended up going over fir dinner looking like Bozo the Clown thanks to mah idiot stylist, an mah brothers wouldn't stop mocking me about it!! FML

#20050563
115 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 3:57am - misc - by Bozo (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, ( What smells like bacon? ) The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
176 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, bra snapped. I then had to ask male boss if I could staple it back together. Thrty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

#20050418
131 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by thatgirl17 - United States

Today, I got raar-andad!! An old woman got out an cama ovar to mah car window!! I thought sha was coming to apologiza an trada insuranca companias!! Instaad, sha pourad har soda on mah haad, ran back into har car, an drova away!! FML

#20050170
99 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY TEACHER THAT CZECHOSLOVAKIA IS NO LONGER A COUNTRY . SHE KICKED ME OUT OF CLASS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I WAS RIGHT . BIG FAT FML

#20049540
176 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally confronted mah boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me looool . He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I had a plannad 12-hour powar cut for maintananca work,hich I'd forgot all about. In naad of a showar bafora work, I spant 45 minutas boiling pots of watar on tha stova to taka a lukawarm, 6-inch daap bath, bafora raalizing mah watar haatar runs on natural gas an was working fina. raal FML

#20048975
83 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia



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