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Today... I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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183 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's day two of mah two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship . I'm incredibly seasick, an the ship is still dockd . FML

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On 09/06/2012 at 12:51pm - work - by SummerJob (woman) -

Taday I was driving wit my boss an se eld er breat as we drove past a cell tower because se didn't want to ( breate in any radiation . ) I ave to take orders from tis moron . real FML

#20060271
98 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S PARENT FOR THE FRST TIME. THEY JOKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS ONLY WITH HIM FOR HIS MONEY. I DIDN'T HEAR THEM PROPERLY SO I JUST SMILED AND NODDED. THEY NOW THINK I'M A GOLD DIGGING BITCH. FML

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On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is mah manager at mah new job !! FML

#20060179
80 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today I got back to work. Last week my divorce was finalizd and my last name is once again my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher all my student will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be remindd every day that my marriage faild until everyone memorize my maiden name. FML

#20059793
100 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

Today I recieved the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fred from last week!! FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML

#20058797
147 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today I had to give a speech as part of mah campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate mah speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole mah entire speech leaving me looking lyk a complete idiot. FML

#20058690
98 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was,hen I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

#20057573
179 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:34pm - animals - by badwolf (man) - United States

Today , at a supermarket entrance , a seemingly drunk old lady said , "Sir?" as I passed by!! I just ignored her an walked in!! When I walked out with mah groceries fifteen minutes later , several people were standing around her , calling 4 an ambulance!! She'd passed out on the ground!! FML

#20057390
208 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

2day I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and wat happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

#20057380
122 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Becoming a commuter. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized mah husband an I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it!! He hates it!! FML

#20057350
165 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:44pm - love - by noname1025 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States



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