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Today, Mah Girlfriend Learnd That Calling Someone A "stupid Bitch" Under Yur Breath While Staring Right At Them From Six Feet Away Works Very Differently In Mah House Than At Hers. She Also Learnd Mah Sister Has One Hell Of A Punch. FML

#20084737
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (11449)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

I was sceduled fir an interview at a local firm owned by two partners . Te secretary told me to be tere at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm so I arrived at 12:15 . Te first boss told me off fir bieng early te oter one yelled at me fir bieng late . FML

#20084697
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23245) - you deserved it (2287)

On 09/23/2012 at 5:23am - work - by whatisthisidonteven (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, mah hair finally grew back to mah preferrd length. Today is also the day mah roommate replacd mah shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

#20084656
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24182) - you deserved it (1512)

On 09/23/2012 at 4:14am - misc - by Hairless freak - United States (California)

TODAY , AFTER A WEEK OF SEEING EACH OTHER , MAH BOYFRIEND HAS A THREE DAY BREAK FROM WORK. THIS WOULD BE GREAT IF HE HADN'T JUST TOLD ME HE'S HAVING A GUILD WARS 2 MARATHON. NOW ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IS SLOW WIFI AN ANGUISHED SCREAMS EVERY TIME HIS CHARACTER DIES. FML

#20084035
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today I told mah parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering there questions about him when mah dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through mah teeth and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

#20083866
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21337) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (9114)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile dog sitting mah neighbor's Great Dane , I decidd to order pizza. As soon as I receivd it , the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I movd , he ran full force an knockd me into the door , causing me to fall an drop the pizza,hich he promptly devourd in front of me. big fat FML

#20083358
127 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss told ma is cancar tast rasults cama back positiva . I congratulatad im and askad ow a plannad to calabrata . It turns out a positiva cancar tast rasult is a bad ting . FML

#20083093
255 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Yesterday, I Found Out Mah Boyfriend Has Been Cheating On Me. My Dad Noticd Mah Depression And Got Me To Tell Himhat Was Wrong. I Told Him Everything, And Trusting Him To Have An Intelligent Suggestion, I Askd Himhat I Should Do. He Shruggd And Said, "Fuck, Sue Him, I Dunno." Fat FML

#20082521
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (2438)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Boyfriend Picked Me Up From School. It Was An Unusually Sweet Gesture From Him, An I Was Flattered. That Is, Until He Told Me To Sit Ass In The Back, So His Dog Could Ride In Front With Him. FML

#20082214
121 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, After Completely Refilling Almost Empty Gas Tank, I Witnessed The Price Flip From $3.69 Per Gallon To $3.59. FML

#20082194
93 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

today I asked my college chemistry teacher fir some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

#20082065
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (1638)

On 09/21/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by hopelesscollegestudent - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date . He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

#20081871
55 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today mah five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examination and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." real FML

#20081621
138 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 12:51am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I helped friend,ho is a slob, move out of house . I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed . It was her vibrator . I found it with bare hands . I had to bleach hands twice and I still don't feel clean . fat FML

#20081199
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32154) - you deserved it (2334)

On 09/20/2012 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by MistressSuzuka (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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