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Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

#19469447
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8017) - you deserved it (25665)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:02pm - misc - by al (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20730) - you deserved it (2093)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

#19468154
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18072) - you deserved it (10594)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by fuckbucket14 - Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar)

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

#19467160
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (1789)

On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML

#19466370
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

#19466099
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23804) - you deserved it (1775)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25575) - you deserved it (1499)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

#19464550
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (3677)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13034) - you deserved it (53987) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (3685)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (3685)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (2726)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26491) - you deserved it (1921)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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