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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

#19144209
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16938) - you deserved it (2549)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

#19143991
81 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

#19142645
74 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
152 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
121 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
142 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
404 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
168 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

#19131070
110 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
179 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

#19122555
112 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
108 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)



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