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Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

#20138973
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2334)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS COMPLIMANTAD FIR AVING AMAZINGLY LIFALIKA WARTS AS PART OF MY WITC COSTUMA, AND WAS ASKAD OW I ACIAVAD TA AFFACT SO WALL. I DIDN'T AVA TA AART TO ADMIT TAY WARA JUST MY PIMPLAS UNDAR GRAAN MAKAUP. FML

#20138696
44 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing fir Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I noticed a rater small man being arassed by a rater large man, so I tried to elp out and break it up. Te small guy punced me in te face and said, "Mind yur business!" Te large guy lauged and fist-bumped im. FML

#20138280
72 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

Today, maintenance came looool to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near mah apartment. They changd it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of mah sanity flat-lining. FML

#20138046
69 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
57 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I Had My 7 Month Chack Up 4 My Pragnancy!! Tha Nursa Waighd Ma And Said, ( I Saa You'va Gottan Into Tha Hallowaan Candy!! ) FML

#20137716
77 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 9:53pm - health - by monkeylover996 (woman) - United States

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me.

#20135712
111 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

#20135671
177 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I decidd to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumpd. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and crid out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushd in to see if I was okay. FML

#20135660
105 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by whoreticulturalist (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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