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Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out you can get arrested if your landlord quits paying the garbage bill and doesn't tell you. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 2:46am - misc - by TrashHound (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out you can get arrested if your landlord quits paying the garbage bill and doesn't tell you. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 2:46am - misc - by TrashHound (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:04am - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by meagainsttheworld (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 12:36am - love - by Kalaina - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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