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2day I went on a blind date at a local restaurant!! When mah date walked in , she took one look at me , said "nope" , and walked out!! FML

#20148958
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28168) - you deserved it (2445)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML

#20148851
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23463) - you deserved it (1533)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (2469)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today mah girlfriend's mother came over 4 a few hours!! After she left I went to grab a drink only to fine that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet!! FML

#20148667
82 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Overhered Mah Mom Talking On The Phone With Mah Sister About How Much They Hate Mah Fiancé. My Wedding Is In Two Weeks And Mah Family Has Been Pretending To Like Mah Future Husband 4 Three Yeres. Mega FML

#20148569
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21148) - you deserved it (1781)

On 11/05/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 yeres ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took spaghetti dinner, shoved it in face, and stormed out. FML

#20148447
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25340) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with mah girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of mah life. FML

#20148134
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (3990)

On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States

2day while I was cleaning out my son's room, I cummed across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML

#20147982
52 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

looool Today , I work on a cruise ship , and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room , and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

#20147788
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20167) - you deserved it (1626)

On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

Today while walking home I really had to pee so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out and a dead apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

#20147226
111 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today.. . at work I was trying to ba nica an giva a customar a discount bacausa sha was having troubla finding monay to pay for har food . Evarybody bahind har than damandad a discount as wall . FML

#20147029
100 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 9:16am - work - by cassiebee - United States (Utah)

Today , my hubby and I decidd to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town , so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decidd on our items , and went to the check out. Who would have guessd my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

#20146867
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (4747)

On 11/04/2012 at 4:55am - intimacy - by screwed - United States

Today, mah daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional ( beer pong ) player. FML

#20146654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (3086)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

#20146254
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (2947)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - love - by markderanjer (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I realizd that I'm a terrible human bieng. For the frst time in mah life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of mah face long enough fir me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

#20146253
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5738) - you deserved it (29032)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by justcomesnaturally (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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