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Today, at my girlfriend's place I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was "uggg I have to clean all this up". FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 2:16pm - health - by itsjustnotfair (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and I on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 10:16am - love - by thisrllysucks (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 2:30am - love - by prin (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by HotCurry (man) - United States
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after going to the bathroom, I saw what I thought was a hidden camera in the air vent. Freaking out, I called the cops as I thought someone was spying on me. When they got to my house they burst out laughing - it was a mini air freshener. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 12:18am - money - by 1800_idontcare (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 7:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got shoved into a wall and pickpocketed. I was already in a bad mood from being dumped, so I chased the guy, tackled him so hard he was knocked out. As I retrieved my things, the police arrested me and apparently the robber was the cop's son, and didn't believe my statement. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 10:14am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by pandabear93 - United States (Arizona)
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