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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

#21489061
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23276) - you deserved it (1717)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML

#21489040
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (1994)

On 11/05/2015 at 11:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

#21488845
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22309) - you deserved it (1800)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm - money - by crushedsoul (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

#21488843
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20019) - you deserved it (1401)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:31pm - misc - by fijiflu (woman) -

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

#21488837
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (6847)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

#21488641
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21837) - you deserved it (2186)

On 11/05/2015 at 1:52am - love - by Queerbait (woman) - Australia

Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML

#21488581
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24350) - you deserved it (1565)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML

#21488556
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (1421)

On 11/04/2015 at 9:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

#21488383
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22105) - you deserved it (1340)

On 11/04/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by mydadforgetsme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

#21487953
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19777) - you deserved it (2802)

On 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm - love - by smh - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

#21487876
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (1634)

On 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

#21487723
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21123) - you deserved it (4203)

On 11/03/2015 at 2:14am - love - by I'm my husband's second mom - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (2356)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)



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