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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (1429)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28031) - you deserved it (2154)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom saw a picture of the moon and asked me what "those big spots" were. She actually thought the craters were continents and tried correcting me when I told her what they were. Then I almost got into trouble for being disrespectful. FML

#21462353
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (1238)

On 08/29/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by bornfromhillbillies (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML

#21462126
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17197) - you deserved it (1461)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:13pm - work - by thegrandchawhee - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24330) - you deserved it (1889)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

#21461314
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (1558)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (2063)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19039) - you deserved it (5148)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

#21461075
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20261) - you deserved it (1369)

On 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm - kids - by tortureromoretorture - United States (New York)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (3486)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML

#21460521
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (1562)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

#21460448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22901) - you deserved it (2744)

On 08/25/2015 at 7:55am - love - by Shelling Ford - Germany (Bayern)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22506) - you deserved it (1483)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

#21460378
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (1378)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:51am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20888) - you deserved it (2052)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)



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