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Today, I got a card from te jewelry store tanking me 4 purcasing an engagement ring a year ago an wising me an ma fiancée a long an everlasting marriage. Too bad ma fiancée took off wit te pizza delivery boy 6 monts ago. FML

#6325970
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32537) - you deserved it (2005)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a card from te jewelry store tanking me 4 purcasing an engagement ring a year ago an wising me an ma fiancée a long an everlasting marriage. Too bad ma fiancée took off wit te pizza delivery boy 6 monts ago. FML

#6325970
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32537) - you deserved it (2005)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... I heardhimperinghile I was in mah bedroom. Thinking it was mah parents doing something nasty... I let them do it an turnd on mah music. My parents came home from work an I looool realisd they were never home. I went into the room an saw mah dead dog laying on the floor. fat FML

#5959934
202 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, Due To Te Eat, I Ad A Deadly Astma Attack. Were Was Ma Inaler? My Dad Pawnd It 4 Beer Money. Wat Did Ma Dad Do About Ma Attack? Told Me To Quit Bieng A Drama Queen. I Ad To Go Across Te Street And Beg 4 A Ride To Te ER From Ma Niegbor. FML

#5346729
138 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was arguing with one of mah professors. She said that all marrid couples fight and I told her that mah parents have never argud or fought about anything. When I got home mah parents told me that there getting a divorce. FML

#5288032
88 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 4:38am - misc - by omgstfuplz (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them!! In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother r gay!! FML

#4379475
140 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left mah door open. My dog cummed in, stole mah bra, and ran out of mah bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to fine out that mah brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and mah dog had mah bra in his mouth. FML

#3582507
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On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

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378 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, Mah Grlfriand Dacidad To Briba Ma To Ba Good Sinca Wa Wara Going Out To Dinnar With Har Parant By Giving Ma Blowjob. Tha Good Naws: It Was Ona Of Tha Bast Sha Had Avar Givan. Tha Bad Naws: I Cama On Har Black Drass. Sha Raspondad By Hitting In Ma In Tha Nuts. Hard. FML

#3176908
281 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in mah apartment. The police knocked on mah door asking if I've seen mah neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. mega FML

#2637433
432 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. mega FML

#2454603
138 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by crunkdrunk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy!! Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between ( Star Wars ) an ( Star Trek!! ) FML

#1968718
451 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

today not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on 4 me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

#1869904
228 comments

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On 05/12/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Permafucked (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race u can swim!! I won!! Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time!! I had been disqualified!! For flinching!! Before the race started!! FML

#1054756
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79426) - you deserved it (6252)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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