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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (5193)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML


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On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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