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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61069) - you deserved it (11149)

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