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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 929
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML


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On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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