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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3414
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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FuckFace10's favorite FMLs

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16094) - you deserved it (5589)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, I confronted my husband about a pair of panties I found in his office. They're his. He put them on to show me that they fit. FML

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral I was told to man up. FML

#21521027
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (1584)

On 01/30/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

#21520383
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20888) - you deserved it (1206)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:05am - misc - by crinitis - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

#21520351
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20422) - you deserved it (8065)

On 01/28/2016 at 7:12am - misc - by iTried - United States (Texas)

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16364) - you deserved it (7119)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

#21516125
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (1523)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

#21515551
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23193) - you deserved it (1282)

On 01/15/2016 at 11:25am - love - by Really (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27305) - you deserved it (12947)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

#21515040
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (3876)

On 01/14/2016 at 1:17am - health - by ringrash - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my anxiety was escalating so I decided to try an anti-anxiety adult coloring book to calm myself down. Too bad I got more stressed out about which colors l should use. FML

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

#21513365
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (1621)

On 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by Brayden - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

#21512889
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11344) - you deserved it (19034)

On 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm - love - by hatemylifelol - United States (Michigan)



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