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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1144
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Fuaaad1994 : Not sure what to put on here really... But here goes. I like watching and playing a variety of sports ranging from football (the real one :p) to tennis and cricket. Gotta love badminton too!

I like to listen to pretty much all type of music which isn't crap. Watching tv series is a habit of mine, my favourites are Psych, Doctor Who, Arrow, HIMYM, The Big Bang theory, Revenge, Greys Anatomy, Sherlock and more.
I also play my fair share of video games, ranging from animal crossing and Pokemon to call of duty and FIFA. Add me on psn if you'd like Rice-and-Dhal.

I love to eat, but who doesn't?! Oh and I'm really good at drawing koala bears.

I currently study Computing and mathematics at uni [it's boring as it sounds :(] after doing a year of biomedical science.

Ps. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day :)

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Fuaaad1994's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38740) - you deserved it (7179)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44151) - you deserved it (4226)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

#21182417
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42500) - you deserved it (8779)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

#21179030
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35268) - you deserved it (11820)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (10003)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44722) - you deserved it (6197)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (5302)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

#21173408
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45218) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML

#21173245
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (42981)

On 06/13/2014 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - Afghanistan (Kabol)

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

#21168803
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46925) - you deserved it (3466)

On 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm - health - by Harry (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

#21138836
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53028) - you deserved it (8389)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm - animals - by dating a big bag of dicks (woman) - United States

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49744) - you deserved it (18119)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

#21130670
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42909) - you deserved it (6132)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I met up with my group for class. We were doing some final checks on the project we've been working on all semester, when I realized something about one guy's work seemed off. I googled it and found out it's almost completely plagiarized. It's all due in the morning. FML

#21130579
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40393) - you deserved it (3649)

On 05/04/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40665) - you deserved it (10295)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)



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