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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3070
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Fuaaad1994 : Probably sleeping, procrastinating, playing video games, watching cat gifs or playing football as you read this

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Fuaaad1994's favorite FMLs

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (1065)

On 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm - kids - by tortureromoretorture - United States (New York)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24092) - you deserved it (1864)

On 08/16/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by fire starter - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25141) - you deserved it (2234)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm - animals - by psh_idontbite (woman) - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29516) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (3100)

On 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (3226)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML


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On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (7547)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 2:56am - love - by bri_sci94 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML


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On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54255) - you deserved it (5414)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

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