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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3567
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Fuaaad1994 : I like dogs and play football.

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Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23912) - you deserved it (3836)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (1287)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

#21496417
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (2229)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by _Asykes_ (woman) -

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

#21490317
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (1702)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:58am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

#21461075
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (1548)

On 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm - kids - by tortureromoretorture - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML

#21456542
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25246) - you deserved it (1964)

On 08/16/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by fire starter - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26134) - you deserved it (2427)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

#21373531
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29292) - you deserved it (3367)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm - animals - by psh_idontbite (woman) - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33398) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (2689)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

#21326529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (3446)

On 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30451) - you deserved it (3781)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

#21311373
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (14333)

On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (8422)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)



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