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FruityLoooons
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 July 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (12310)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30149) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (2104)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
191 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (2452)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

#18146820
130 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
85 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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182 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

#18065493
182 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
170 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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