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by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
by Tallulah / 07/29/2011 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Love
by failure / 07/29/2011 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
by notabeliever / 07/29/2011 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
by Username / 07/28/2011 at 5:36pm / United States / Health
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by googlefreak54321 / 07/25/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
by Sarah / 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Stacy Dee / 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…