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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3055
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50326) - you deserved it (5480)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42253) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (5654)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15404) - you deserved it (24179)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (5304)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22799) - you deserved it (4976)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (1886)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (1886)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (4947)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9742) - you deserved it (59977)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10424) - you deserved it (33111)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (2131)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

#18254256
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (15479)

On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

#18184831
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (5243)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (8881)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)



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