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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3796
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my husband has decided to grow a mullet . big fat FML

#19799986
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (3272)

On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw Thor an I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground fir ten whole minutes. big fat FML

#19753882
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5401) - you deserved it (36492)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

#19753089
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (8418)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's looool really the only memento of childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with grandpa groaning, ( Ahh shit, ) an degenerated into him muttering over the audio about ( those fucking commies. ) fat FML

#19699093
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (1679)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING OMA , WAN SOMA KID ON A MOTORBIKA SOT IN FRONT OF MA FROM TA PAVAMANT , ALMOST RUNNING MA OFF TA ROAD. WAN I CONFRONTD IM , A SCRAAMD , ( WATC WARA YOUR GOING NAXT TIMA! ) IF I COULD FLUS AVARY LAST ONA OF TASA UMAN TURDS FROM TA TOILAT OF LIFA , I WOULD. FML

#19698892
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (3039)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous an fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, an grounded me for an entre month. FML

#19689652
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (5456)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21877) - you deserved it (4575)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughd at a co-worker's joke and startd choking on my drink. My boss exclaimd in front of everyone, "We ned to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (2639)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (3661)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

2day mah son trid to swat a fly with a hammer . Our apartment walls r now litterd with dents and holes . FML

#19581531
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21749) - you deserved it (4255)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said ( excuse me ) to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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