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Fruit009

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 160
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Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43036) - you deserved it (20700)

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