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Frost013
  • Town/Country : Mississippi, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1126
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Frost013 : Short sweet and summarized,My name is Alex. I am Christian. Mississippi Country boy. A cancer survivor. Friendly. Not Gay. Smart. Ive been told im good looking. Message me if you want to know more or if u just wanna ask me a talk ha. My favorite Bible verse is Philippians 4:11-13.

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Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

#20154873
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26168) - you deserved it (1716)

On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

#20150477
105 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

#20129237
127 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
131 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
141 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (5727)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

#5873619
33 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
63 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version



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