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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FrogOnEcstasy : Alright now, we're going to conduct,
That experiment that we were talking about earlier.
Just to see, what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy,
'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on,
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on.

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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