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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML


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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML


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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML


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On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


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