FrietvanPiet

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/30/2016 at 9:54pm)

FrietvanPiet

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1153
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FrietvanPiet : Just enjoying the shit people have to suffer through.

FrietvanPiet's page activity

Visits<b>Gimanos</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 6:14pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 8:49pm<b>Twunt</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:47pm<b>ArcticDragon</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:46pm<b>anonymuse</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:01pm<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:01pm<b>LolaxLolz</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 1:04am<b>redmeer</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 4:43pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 12:10am<b>hellnosucka</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:32pm<b>turdoblast</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 6:45pm<b>sstahpp</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 6:24pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Mynamewontfi</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 10:59am<b>murph</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:56am<b>swimthenread27</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:17am<b>chinaski7628</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:17am<b>lexwilder</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:20am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 2:49am

FrietvanPiet's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of FrietvanPiet's badges

FrietvanPiet's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

by (not) fucked / 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

by dating a big bag of dicks / 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm / United States / Animals

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

by clodius / 11/20/2013 at 1:25pm / United Kingdom (North Lanarkshire) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

by kel / 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Love

Today, as I started my car, I heard the most horrific sounds coming from the engine. When I lifted the hood I realized I'd found my son's cat. FML

by alexbrooke / 09/15/2013 at 10:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

by Madster15 / 09/15/2013 at 2:05am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

by Norvi / 09/14/2013 at 1:51am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

by Erica / 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

by Never Going Back To The Doctor / 07/04/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous