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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 529
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (10994)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (2536)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10353) - you deserved it (24167)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21708) - you deserved it (66190)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41008) - you deserved it (10104)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48074) - you deserved it (7810)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (25001)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
391 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35664) - you deserved it (9821)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32823) - you deserved it (8200)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (4601)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)



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