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About Frenchtony : Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out...
That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about:
-The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion)
-The Big Lebowski
-Your ping-pong skills
-Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen
-Your nice little scarlet drawl.
-Any book by Steinbeck
-Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan
These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.
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Friday 17 October 2014