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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Frenchtony : Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out...
That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about:
-The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion)
-The Big Lebowski
-Your ping-pong skills
-Your dentist
-Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen
-Your nice little scarlet drawl.
-Any book by Steinbeck
-Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan

These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15647) - you deserved it (27660)

On 01/14/2011 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

#13372980
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (28636)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
120 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

#13350448
97 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

#13347078
106 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

#13306628
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9628) - you deserved it (22825)

On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

#13300598
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21559) - you deserved it (2985)

On 10/03/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by andrea99 - United States

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
187 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27392) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML

#13235647
66 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

#13209934
61 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
293 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

#13163125
24 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by joshualover (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

#13151203
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (2211)

On 09/22/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by waterlogged - United States

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29679) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)



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