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About Frenchtony : Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out...
That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about:
-The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion)
-The Big Lebowski
-Your ping-pong skills
-Your dentist
-Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen
-Your nice little scarlet drawl.
-Any book by Steinbeck
-Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan

These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.

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Today... I got drug testd for the looool second time this week. It's Tuesday. real FML

2day as mah boyfriend left mah house, I gave him a long, tight hug !! So tight that he threw up !! FML

Today, my boss drova past ma whila I was walking to work, and splashing mud ovar my uniform!! Whan I got to work, ha criticizd ma 4 showing up in unprasantabla condition!! big fat FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 11:03am - work - by Chansus10 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Went On A Frst Date. Everything Was Going Well Until He Asked Me, ( So, What's The Biggest Thing You've Stuck Up Your Vag? ) FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I got yelled , screamed , an cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. Tis was all cuz I double-cecked to make sure se wanted large fries. FML


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On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex . It was so out of caracter 4 im , I couldn't elp but break into ysterical laugter . FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family . Over the next hour, a huge religiou debate eruptd, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killd himself oncehile experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation . My boyfriend calld us all crazy and seems to have dumpd me . FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today... as I was about to enter a public restroom... a man walked out and said... "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of mah life." It was the ladies restroom. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, ( If you love something, let it go . If it comes back to you, it's yours forever . If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be . ) She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door . FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today I was marking axams. I than had to axplain to many of tha studants that (a) pigs r not aquatic animals an (b) sharks do not hava lungs. Thasa r univarsity studants. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML


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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's brthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian an I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML


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On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States

Today , mah husband an I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine . No one acted wasted , until in the last hour mah grandmother started slurring her words an slumping . We thought she was joking , until a doctor at the party confrmed she was having a stroke . FML

Today.. . I went to a big job interview . Eventually.. . te guy subtly enqurd about ma political beliefs . He seemd pretty laid-back and cool.. . so I told im.. . atic point e just cuckld and told me to leave . Wen I treatend to report im.. . e just said.. . "Wo're tey gonna believe.. . you or me?" FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by touche :/ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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