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by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
by FootFlakes / 04/09/2013 at 1:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
by Tristan Brantley / 03/11/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health
by wetdreams / 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
by dealingdave / 12/19/2011 at 7:24am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm / Sweden (Hallands Lan) / Love
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean… Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The… Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have…