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Freedom92

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Freedom92

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2523
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Freedom92 : Just looking for reasons to laugh. Here I am.:)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Freedom92's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

#21505128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24243) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/18/2015 at 11:37am - love - by periods (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (4733)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

#21492751
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/15/2015 at 10:21am - kids - by michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

#21492071
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (2421)

On 11/13/2015 at 11:32am - misc - by eyegouger15 (man) - United States

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML

#21466537
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22833) - you deserved it (2749)

On 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm - animals - by nah - United States (Texas)

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27239) - you deserved it (14502)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32372) - you deserved it (5417)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

#21430788
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23018) - you deserved it (5604)

On 06/23/2015 at 6:37pm - work - by Luke - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

#21421959
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (2575)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:17pm - kids - by diapersplease (woman) - United States (New York)



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