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FreeRunn3r
  • Town/Country : Mad-Town, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1858
  • Number of comments : 502
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About FreeRunn3r : I skate love music, about as much as I love my acoustic guitar I love my Wife with all my heart.as well as metal.

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (14751) - you deserved it (5007)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered my employer is advertising for a contractor position within my team performing basically the same role as myself. Except the pay is seven times more. FML

#8815543 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (1005)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:30am - work - by YankeeDoodle (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

#8815037 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (15900) - you deserved it (5465)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

#8814971 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (8353) - you deserved it (7406)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

#4900941 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (37938) - you deserved it (2447)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:48am - kids - by littlemisstiny (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657 (766)

I agree, your life sucks (66987) - you deserved it (13616)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)