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  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FreeDome : I love my bros(:
I give good head, no shit.
I like to party, and I like to lax!
I'm pretty sure that I'm with Brantford Winstonworth.
I'm just a hungry dragon out there, and I think they saw that today.
Love you bitches(:

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37782) - you deserved it (10277)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (14851)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14226) - you deserved it (84069)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31080) - you deserved it (11510)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

#15362432
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19855) - you deserved it (29551)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109063) - you deserved it (6557) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (3576)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

#15260385
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (5386)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

#15214634
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30611) - you deserved it (6054)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by bullllllshittttt (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8285) - you deserved it (50794)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

#4420726
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15053) - you deserved it (52563)

On 08/10/2009 at 2:12am - love - by HouseMdFangirl (woman) - United States (Texas)



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