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About FreeDome : I love my bros(:
I give good head, no shit.
I like to party, and I like to lax!
I'm pretty sure that I'm with Brantford Winstonworth.
I'm just a hungry dragon out there, and I think they saw that today.
Love you bitches(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML
Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Friday 30 January 2015