About Frechy : I spent my first 19 years in France and i live now in Vermont with my American husband of five years!
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Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by amburrjade / 09/22/2015 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by Blackshadows / 09/07/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
by pansypup / 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Gonzales / 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
by Razz / 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by feels like an asshole / 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
by Insanity / 04/09/2015 at 1:28am / France (Centre) / Kids
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML