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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (23 years)
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On 10/29/2015 at 4:58am - intimacy - by Natasha (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML


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