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Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by GlassJAwkidE (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by Rayvyn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. Her dad has put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by TheSublime (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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