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Frans
  • Town/Country : Toulouse, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 48708
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Frans : The Scotsman.
Would like to go to the US some day and watch a REAL hockey game !

For any particular questions involving ME directly : frans [at] fmylife [dot] com

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26021) - you deserved it (22959)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (7182)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (19223) - you deserved it (14281)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (5951) - you deserved it (33882)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

#14948689 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (27147) - you deserved it (2152)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (6105) - you deserved it (34547)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (3925)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (248961) - you deserved it (34278)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1010)

I agree, your life sucks (404405) - you deserved it (241539)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (537969) - you deserved it (47564)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (11488) - you deserved it (1861)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (4795) - you deserved it (19765)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)