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FrankieTheNimrod
  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, USA
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About FrankieTheNimrod : I like cereal and television, preferably both at once.

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Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (27178)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43392) - you deserved it (5745)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)