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About FrancesShiver : Shannon & Frances || 13 & 16 || Denmark & Ireland || Shannon always gets thumbed up bc she's so damn smart & I always get thumbed down bc I'm dumb and people misunderstand me.
We try to be polite, but some people never learn.
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Today..!! I wore a tank top 4 the first time in a few years!! It turned out even worse than the last time!! I got insulted by several people over mah "Never say never" upper chest tattoo..!! which I got years ago..!! before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer"!! FML
Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML
Today, mah mom told me mah relationship is a joke, cuz teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorcd three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of mah nose. FML
Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML
Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML
Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML
Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML
Today , Frashly Dumpad An At A Bar , I Focussad My Attantion On Trying To Stand In Such A Way That I Lookad Lika An Attractiva , Alluring , Confidant Parson. Apparantly I Forgot How To Succassfully Stand Upright An Sprainad My Ankla. FML
TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
I found out that even though my grlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows fir money is a big yes fir her. Both times that I've proposd, she claimd she isn't "ready" fir marriage. FML
Friday 27 March 2015