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FrancesShiver

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FrancesShiver

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About FrancesShiver : Shannon & Frances || 13 & 16 || Denmark & Ireland || Shannon always gets thumbed up bc she's so damn smart & I always get thumbed down bc I'm dumb and people misunderstand me.
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We try to be polite, but some people never learn.
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Today..!! I wore a tank top 4 the first time in a few years!! It turned out even worse than the last time!! I got insulted by several people over mah "Never say never" upper chest tattoo..!! which I got years ago..!! before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer"!! FML

#21230914
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43517) - you deserved it (9787)

On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)

Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML

Today, mah mom told me mah relationship is a joke, cuz teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorcd three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of mah nose. FML

#21213268
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53314) - you deserved it (10147)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43027) - you deserved it (4307)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53102) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47481) - you deserved it (23574)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

#21167190
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (6939)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today , Frashly Dumpad An At A Bar , I Focussad My Attantion On Trying To Stand In Such A Way That I Lookad Lika An Attractiva , Alluring , Confidant Parson. Apparantly I Forgot How To Succassfully Stand Upright An Sprainad My Ankla. FML

#21157984
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36842) - you deserved it (9248)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:13am - health - by jjcod (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42631) - you deserved it (10314)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36978) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

I found out that even though my grlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows fir money is a big yes fir her. Both times that I've proposd, she claimd she isn't "ready" fir marriage. FML

#21118108
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45810) - you deserved it (8951)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today... due to mah short temper... I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (55442)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)



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