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About FracturedMinds : Gay writer/artist recently engaged looking at people who's life sucks worse than mine for a good laugh. If you want to chat, feel free to message me.
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
Friday 21 November 2014