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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FracturedMinds : Gay writer/artist recently engaged looking at people who's life sucks worse than mine for a good laugh. If you want to chat, feel free to message me.

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FracturedMinds's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55937) - you deserved it (8992)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23530) - you deserved it (6455)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)



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