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Fr0gs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6087
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fr0gs's favorite FMLs

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

#21407296
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23421) - you deserved it (9708)

On 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18218) - you deserved it (34483)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31410) - you deserved it (4288)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33562) - you deserved it (4476)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33837) - you deserved it (5241)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29838) - you deserved it (3113)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

#21396823
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (3155)

On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (2877)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13995) - you deserved it (26880)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (3021)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29315) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (16931)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I got grounded because my mom found a condom in the bathroom trashcan and assumed it was mine. I took the blame because I was too embarrassed to admit that it must have belonged to my 13-year-old brother, since I'm still a virgin at 19. FML

#21391452
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (4661)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:16pm - misc - by uglybrother (man) - United States (Texas)



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