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Fr0gs's favorite FMLs
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
by shotdown / 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
by 4lphab3t4 / 11/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/11/2015 at 3:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Muina / 10/23/2015 at 7:08am / Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet) / Money
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
by auraya1985 / 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 6:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by annonymous / 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by _guy_j / 09/05/2015 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by ManderDander / 09/05/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
by notwhatithought / 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm / Germany (Bayern) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as… Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for… Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed…