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Fr0gs

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5380
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fr0gs's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28786) - you deserved it (2229)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (15711)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I got grounded because my mom found a condom in the bathroom trashcan and assumed it was mine. I took the blame because I was too embarrassed to admit that it must have belonged to my 13-year-old brother, since I'm still a virgin at 19. FML

#21391452
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (4570)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:16pm - misc - by uglybrother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML

#21386898
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (3327)

On 04/03/2015 at 6:44am - misc - by clothesthief - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35908) - you deserved it (2916)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (2061)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (3579)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28603) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27294) - you deserved it (2063)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31911) - you deserved it (2152)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

#21378092
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (3180)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (40)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280) - you deserved it (9888)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)



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