Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Fr0gs

Offline (17 hours ago) | Search for a member

Fr0gs

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8007
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Fr0gs : Message if you want to chat. .

Fr0gs's page activity

Visits<b>Thorzix</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:27am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:29am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:24pm<b>shay72014</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:57pm<b>logan12382</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:56pm<b>guther_unicorn</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:24pm<b>sof5047</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 11:22am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:56pm<b>FML_is_the_shit</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 7:49pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 7:50am<b>Codalee93</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:24pm<b>sofiery</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 6:30pm<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 1:42am<b>umerin</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:20pm<b>Tyrez</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 12:58am<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 6:07pm<b>Sarahch</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:47am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:17am

Fucked!<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 12:07am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:18am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:35pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:55pm<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:00pm<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:38am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:27am

Fr0gs's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of Fr0gs's badges

Fr0gs's favorite FMLs

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

#21499350
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (2192)

On 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm - love - by shotdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML

#21491123
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22196) - you deserved it (1504)

On 11/11/2015 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

#21488529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22797) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

#21483322
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13335) - you deserved it (22482)

On 10/23/2015 at 7:08am - money - by Muina (woman) - Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet)

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

#21481486
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (7495)

On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

#21471529
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (1770)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

#21467707
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26555) - you deserved it (1758)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML

#21467190
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (8368)

On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

#21465748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML

#21465043
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22797) - you deserved it (3126)

On 09/05/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by _guy_j (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML

#21464906
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (7657)

On 09/05/2015 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by ManderDander (woman) - United States (California)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
164 comments

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10616) - you deserved it (31421)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: