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  • Number of visits : 4321
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FoxxSkies : Megan
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Lesbian.
I adore Orange is the New Black, cats, video games, and adding to my Pokemon collection.

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today I told my family I was divorcing my husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

#20546016
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33999) - you deserved it (7181)

On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

Today..!! my grandma gave me a sex talk!! Not the usual one..!! either!! This one was about blowjobs!! I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to leren if they want a well-behaved husband..!! but that it's an ( acqured taste )!! Gag me!! FML

#20545240
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43781) - you deserved it (5374)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE AND I SHOWD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW A PICTURE OF THE LOCATION ATHICH WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFRONT BUILDING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. SHE LOOKD ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO COMMIT SUICIDE." MEGA FML

#20543312
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, boyfriand, whom I havan't haard from in a whola month, turnad up at door bacausa it was apparantly "staak an blowjob day." FML

#20543142
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46264) - you deserved it (8062)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, ma boyfriend and I were play-figting. I managed to pin im down and win. He saw ma grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, e babe?" FML

#20542666
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35163) - you deserved it (5344)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out y the parentshose children I babysit use me so often an on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because there kids hate me, an me being around is there way of punishing them. FML

#20541928
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33935) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I movd back to my home town. My best friend and I had arrangd to rent a house together that we both likd. I finishd my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only 4 her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents basement. She's 25. FML

#20540831
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31539) - you deserved it (2556)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guyho works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He endd up asking looool if my dad was single. FML

#20538966
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43095) - you deserved it (3993)

On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today, My Girlfriend Accused Me Of Bieng A Feeder, Saying Tat's Y Se's Been Putting On So Muc Wiegt. Wen I Said It Migt Be Cuz Se Eats At McDonalds Everyday, And Tat I Was Willing To Start Cooking Low-calorie Foods Fir Us, Se It Me. Ten Se Went To McDonalds. FML

#20538059
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42129) - you deserved it (4891)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bd when things startd getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister calld the entire family to the hall to listen to ( the frogs in the wall ). FML

#20537793
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (37175)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37366) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML

#20536585
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (3258)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , teacher read story about a hauntd house fir a class assignment. She likd it very much an turnd it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later , I was calld to the office where the guidance counselor calld work "disturbing" an said I "ned help". mega FML

#20535562
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34472) - you deserved it (2637)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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