About FoxxSkies : Megan
I adore Orange is the New Black, cats, video games, and adding to my Pokemon collection.
About FoxxSkies : Megan
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FoxxSkies's favorite FMLs
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by imagrouch / 07/30/2013 at 10:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by confusedmofo / 07/29/2013 at 2:35am / Indonesia / Love
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
by Fitz / 07/29/2013 at 2:30am / United States / Work
by DreamStatic / 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 10:31am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Work
by Mia / 07/28/2013 at 2:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by ¬_¬ / 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Miscellaneous
by moms know best??? / 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own… Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told… Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to…