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I adore Orange is the New Black, cats, video games, and adding to my Pokemon collection.
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by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health
by extra crispy or original recipe / 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm / United Kingdom (Wrexham) / Intimacy
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
by -__- / 12/27/2013 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 11:28am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
by twitterfailsme / 11/04/2013 at 7:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Work
by StrandedWhale / 11/03/2013 at 2:21am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
by unknown / 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused,… Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with… Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends…