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Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by kierstin / 10/19/2009 at 11:54am / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2009 at 1:17am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Kids
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 12:01am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by badtimingdude / 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm / Mauritius / Love
by JPF / 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We start going at it and we were both butt naked when I see a car pull into the lot. Not only is it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asks my girlfriend is "Are you being held against your will?" FML
by kmf / 08/10/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
by DanceOnTheEdge / 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by locksmack / 06/14/2009 at 8:46am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
by alexis89 / 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…