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  • Number of visits : 2725
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About FoxRacerGirl7 : I'm fun, sweet, and nice. I ride, go to school online, and just your typical hick chick.

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FoxRacerGirl7's favorite FMLs

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today , we ordered pizza. A looool long wait and several phone calls later , we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway , signed our reciept , and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

today mah dentist pulled a pubic hair out of mah braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (50912)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

TODAY, MAH MUM TOLD ME HOW I WAS ONLY HERE BECAUSE MAH DAD COULDN'T PULL OUT IN TIME!! FML

#14671096
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (3196)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday , trying to be an old-school romantic , I askd mah grlfriend "where art thou mah love?" via SMS. She replid "Toilet." FML

#14659588
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14625) - you deserved it (26716)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (8774)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!

#14169295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (7849)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62106) - you deserved it (9121)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML

#13937569
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (7832)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was Having Sex With Girlfriend When I Came. She Got Pissed And Slapped Me Really Hard For Cumming Inside Her Cuz She Didnt Want To Get Pregnant. 1. I Was Wearing A Condom. 2. She's On The Pill. 3. We Were Having Anal Sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65330) - you deserved it (9249)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up an see wat all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked an strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are u still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years an have two children. FML

#12838933
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58888) - you deserved it (4154)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)



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