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by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 8:38am / United Kingdom / Love
by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by InAnAwkwardSituation / 08/25/2011 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
by quickfingers100 / 07/22/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
by Anonanon / 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…