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Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version
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