About FoxRacerGirl7 : I'm fun, sweet, and nice. I ride, go to school online, and just your typical hick chick.
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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
by jsw029 / 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Mike / 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by toad / 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by asdfasdf / 01/24/2009 at 10:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her… Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between…